A mean limerick about a good friend: Part 3 in a series

I have a friend who clames to be ugly

Hell break all your stuff quite smugly

No girl looks good enough

Especially Hillary Duff

He protects all his emotions so snugly

A whole new world

My New Years resolutions (and noncompliance penalties) version 2005:

• No more smoking
• lung cancer and or emphysema
• No more fast food
• obesity and heart failure
• No more mom jokes
• I become mayor of Tib City

(nochance)

I am back on the online. The last minute move of 2004 is nearly completed and Comcast has activated my online. Tomorrow should be the last day of moving and then Saturday is the big cleaning party. Everyones invited (though I doubt anyone will show.) The new house is wonderful. It has all the amenities. Finished basement with 54" big screen and Dolby 5.1 surround, attached garage with 30,000 BTU forced air propane Reddy Heater, completely unfurnished living room and a special room for playing all the DnD you can handle. Im loving it (as Justin would say it).

A mean limerick about a good friend: Part 2 in a series

I have a friend whos quite tall

Being angry is his priority above all

To be in his prime

He lives on China time

If were not careful he will kill us all

A mean limerick about a good friend

I have a friend whose quite hairy

Hes turning into his father Larry

His wifes gone insane

And his childs name is Rayne

The future for him is quite scary

Mario Kart Tourney update

I would like to let everyone know that I hate Nintendo. We hooked up the Double Dash LAN last night and much to our dismay you are not given the ability to choose your characters. This throws a small wrench in the plans. The tournament will go on as planned. Look for a sign up page and official rules coming early next week.

...and I feel fine

Ive looked over my schedule and it looks like the Lord of the Rings Trilogy Super Extended Edition Movie Marathon (referred to as "LOTRTSEEMM" from here on) will take place on Sunday, January 2nd. The movie will be presented on a 54" big screen TV with Dolby 5.1 surround. Show starts at high noon. Were looking at 11 hours 22 minutes total run time so bring sufficient munchies. I would imagine there will be a food run between Two Towers and Return of the King. Let me know if you plan on coming.

Its just a spring clean for the May Queen

The new year brings a busy schedule. Heres a list of events that are coming up.

• Lord of the Rings Trilogy Super Extended Edition Movie Marathon - Early January.
• Super Bowl - Sunday February 6th.
• 4th semi often Mario Kart tournament - Early February

There will be a sign up 'sheet' on the online for the tournament soon. If your planning on coming to the marathon or the Super Bowl give me a call or drop me an email.

Coming soon to a big screen near you

The largely unanticipated 4th kinda-annual Mario Kart tournament is just around the corner. It is tentatively scheduled for mid February 2005. The games not cheating, so start practicing now!

Pants

I just recieved word that pants.com is available for purchase at the low low price of $6,500 US. If I had the money I would offer them $6,400.

Apocalypse Now

Ahh Kato, its "your mom". If youve got any Del Monte fruit cups, throw them away. They just had a warning in your hand that uh, Del Monte fruit cups are filled with a giant nut. You wouldnt want to eat it and swallow it. See ya.

It aint easy liven like a gypsy

The great open house of 2004 has come to an end. Turn out: 1 realtor, 1 mortgage consultant and 1 person who wanted something bigger. The moral of the story is, youve got about as good a chance of selling your house with an ad in the Press as you do selling used CDs out of your trunk. At least the Lions lost.

Last night , Kyle quit the band

Katohater has moved on to bigger and better things. His blog can be found at http://katohater.com/blog.

Shedubeard has put his blog back on blogspot. http://shedubeard.blogspot.com.

As for the Jew, I deleted A Jews Tale. He still has his shitty beatrix kills blog though so you can check in on that one if youd like. http://beatrixkills.blogspot.com

As I look over, to the other side of my car, theres a giant box of candy.

The ranger came with burning eyes

You may or may not have noticed that weve got a new home page. Something happened with our server and all the old files got dumped. Between kato and I we could restore the site to its full old glory again but that would mean putting effort into the site. Lord knows thats not going to happen any time soon.

The 'The Legend of Zelda' site is coming along at a constant pace (very slowly). At this rate I should have it done by the new year.

I dont know if theres going to be any more adventures. I suck at doing the flash and kato and shedu dont seem very motivated to get it done. Theres also the fact that the story isnt that interesting either.

Thats all Ive got for now.

The system is down

We are currently experiencing technical difficultly. Please stand by.

Now you know how it feels

True dat.

The greatest lost track of all time

The camping pictures are gone. If you missed them youre fucked. No no, youre just fucked.

Free Pictures of Scott Stapp

http://www.creedtalk.com/ is linked to from the Official Creed website as a chatroom. Check it out.

NIRTS*!!! Its a fucking acronym

Im going to be taking the camping pictures down soon. Theyre Jimmying* up our a la carte* since theres no flingers* and theyre frickin huge. If you want um, youd better hurry up and get um.

*Theyre tech terms. If you have to ask, that means you dont know.

It takes its toll

Ive been part monkey for three days now and Im starting to feel the burn. The hardest part is getting used to all the standing. The hot oil all over your forearm (was it four arms or forearms? As Neil would say it) is no picnic either. You get used to that though. And by, 'used to that', I mean your nerves die.

You get me closer to god

Like the Jew I have decided to take up work as a monkey. I just heard that they accepted my application and go in to fill out paperwork in a couple hours. Ill be staying at my other shitty job because the monkey business doesnt pay very well for unskilled monkeys and I do need to pay my bills. Im one step closer though.

The priests came up to me all up in arms

Here are the keys to a successful liquidation.

1. Look at the current sales trends. If people are currently buying the product then having a liquidation is a good way to go. Examples of things people buy: DVDs, Faygo, Canadian prescription Medication.
2. If people are steeling it or getting it free on the internet then you probably shouldnt have a liquidation sale. Examples of things people dont buy: Music, Software, Canadian Porn.

Keep these two things in mind and all your future Bonni trunk Liquidation sales will be a success.

Shit all over the DM seat

With Labor Day past it is officially X-Mas season. To help get everyone in the mood Ive begun my wish list. You may look at it and say thats only about $800-$900 worth of goods. Dont worry thats just the start. Ill clear $2000 worth of wishes by the time Im done I promise. This isnt because Im a selfish person. (That is displayed by other actions.) Its so that my wife can enjoy the holiday. She hates it when I know what each and every present is. I figure the only way to avoid this is to ask for such a ridiculous amount of stuff that theres no way Ill get all of it.

A Jews Tale

It appears that The Jew has embraced his new home. You can read his new blog here. www.ajewstale.64tacos.com

and everything looks good tonight

I have nearly completed Level 1 of my The Legend of Zelda tribute site. Some of the links dont work yet but the structure is all there. Take a look.

Shes a sad tomato

Well, The Jew has moved on. Yesterday he called up work and told Slayer that he would no longer be working there in 2 weeks time. We all saw this coming. You could say hes the first casualty of the Old World Order. Hes decided to take up work as a monkey and we wish him luck with that.

This is just a tribute

We went, we saw, we ate. Back from camping now and the pictures are up. I didnt bother to index them or even compress them in any way. Theyre straight off the camera and frickin huge. Anyway here you go.

jacob

And with a flash of steel on steel briliance the queen has been dethroned. The new girl got into an accedent and that is frowned upon in my line of work so she has been dismissed.

Dazed and Confused

Yesterday at work I learned something. Its alright to talk negatively about foreigners (Mexicans, blacks...) as long as there arent any present. This is because if your not a foreigner then you cant be offended when a terrible human being is stereotyping them.

Oh yeah and by the way I hate the new girl at work because shes a bigot.

16 Books on Magic Spells

Yesterday at work Kato told me that this morning on NPRs Morning Edition they were doing a story about the DND. For a brief moment I thought I might have to get up and listen to that. Quickly I remembered I have never heard Morning Edition. I attributed this to the fact that I dont often get up in the morning. Well I got up at 930 this morning and when I checked the online they had already linked up this mornings show for all to listen to. So listen to it and feel good about the wonderful world of DND.

Katohater and the Bee Enthusiast

Katohater and his friends went to the woods with 3 stupid dogs.

They crossed over the river on a log.



The dogs swam under.

They came to another log and everyone crossed but Kato.



He wasnt going to trust his fate to a log he didnt know.

Kato walked on one side of the river and the others walked on the other side.



Katos friends crossed again on some rocks.



When they found Kato he was throwing sticks at a hornets nest.



This looks fun Katos friends thought.



Stemshul wasnt sure though.



When noone was looking a strange man came walking up.



He didnt say anything. He just looked at his scroll.



Kato hit the nest with a big stick and everyone ran.



The End

Only 4 bangin systems (only)

So Im trying to register my Serif PhotoPlus 5.5 software right now because they keep telling me I have to do it soon and were down to two days remaining on the thirty day deadline. Anyway theres some killer hold music.

When the Devil Came, He was not Red

Kato mentioned that we have entered the secret society that is Sams Club. Last night my boss asked me how I liked it and if Id found any good deals. I told him that we saved a lot of money on Clariton. He then says "Clariton, is that what you use? I can get you some Clariton." This is protocol with him. If youre talking about something he can do one of three things.

He either

1. can get you some.


2. knows the person who owns it.


3. knows something better that you should use.

Now I have some, dont care who owns Clariton and dont think theres anything better out there for allergy relief. So how do I tell him to suck it. All I want him to 'get for me' is this.

1. New uniforms when my old ones are tattered. (like they are now)


2. A raise, say every year, that reflects my ability and contributions to the company.


3. A work environment that I can look forward to being in no matter whos running the shift.

These are the things a boss should give his employees. I can get Clariton, cup cakes and Faygo if I want them. I cant get the other things by myself.

Corrections, contractions and appologies

In this post I was accused of saying that katohater has "no extra space". He says I said this in this post. If you read the post youll see that I actually said "theres not much extra room in his room. Its packed." Now I was at the house since the move and kato has allocated alot of his floor space back. Im not sure where the sink ended up and Im pretty sure he wound up having to burning a lot of his stuff, but in the end it looks very nice.

A whole new world.

For the most part the great move of 2004 has been completed. Theres just a little bit here and there that needs to be finished up. Its going to be interesting. Katohater has never lived away from his parents before and brought everything but the kitchen sink. Strike that, he may infact have brought a kitchen sink. Im not sure. Needles to say theres not much extra room in his room. Its packed.

Heres the living arrangement. Katohater, Uglytaco and Shedubeard are all living with Shedubeards wife and child. Kato and Ugly are living in the basement which is also where the den/musicroom/commons/dvd vault is. Shedus office is also in the basement. This will give him the feeling of actually going to work since hell beable to be on an entirely different floor than his family while hes 'at work'. This situation will prove to be interesting because Kato and Ugly will also have their food/kitchen in the laundryroom which is Shedus office.

About the den/musicroom/commons/dvd vault. This is the room where all the band equipment is going to be. Also lining the walls is all (mostly) of Katos DVDs. There is a theory that there will be several TVs set up for multi video game playing pleasure.

No ones really sure if Kato and Ugly are allowed upstairs. Shedu is allowed up stairs. We know this because he is incapable of providing himself with food and must be to dinner at 5:30 sharp. With the longer comute home from work the 5:30 deadline could prove to be a little difficult but it might mean leaving the office a little early. Gotta eat the food when its hot. He is trying to grow himself a Stemshul Pot-Belly®.

The Jew and I have been taking bets on who drops first and at whos hand. I think Shedu will take Kato out in a hairy rage.

On an unrelated note. I dont think the spell checker on this blogger is working. Its been three posts now that Ive put up that Ive run the spell checker on and no errors have shown up.

Yet another reason

I hate people so much. Read this.

S.W.A.T.

Ill never know why a talented actor like Samuel L Jackson does these movies. S.W.A.T. was a movie where not enought hostages got shot. Infact I cant even talk about it right now because Im so pissed off about it.

Fan Gal

Theres this Creed Fansite that me and katohater found a couple years ago. I think Im pretty cool because I go there and make fun of them on the message board because of their taste in music. Well its not any fun anymore because they dont talk on the board. This is just another reason that even Jesus hates Creed.

Jews and their women

A couple weeks ago me and the Jew were playing around with our cell phones because it was slow as hell at work and we were board. I showed him how I could forward calls from my phone to any line that I knew the number too. He checked his phone and forwarded calls to my phone. Having had our fun we turned the forwarding off and went on with our day.

About twenty minutes ago I received a phone call. Yes I received a phone call at 1:55 am. I didnt get to it in time because I was in bed trying to sleep. When I looked at the phone there was a number on it that I didnt recognize. It was vaguely familiar but I didnt know who it was. When I called the number back it went to a girls voice mail. The voice on the message sounded like the Jews girlfriend. I wasnt sure though. I know katohater has her phone number so I log onto the online to see if hes there. He wasnt but the Jew was. This is the discussion that followed:

[14 02:00] stemshul: (beep)

[14 02:00] beatrixkills: (youare)

[14 02:00] stemshul: what do you want

[14 02:01] beatrixkills: (globe)

[14 02:01] stemshul: well what else do you want

[14 02:01] beatrixkills: how bout u

[14 02:01] beatrixkills: (trillian)

[14 02:01] stemshul: (meatwad)

[14 02:01] beatrixkills: (lotion)

[14 02:02] stemshul: im not going to get the water heater tomorrow

[14 02:02] beatrixkills: so water heater huh

[14 02:02] beatrixkills: y

[14 02:02] stemshul: im going to get it sunday

[14 02:02] beatrixkills: Y

[14 02:02] stemshul: when i have the whole day off

[14 02:02] stemshul: because its something that should take about an hour to do

[14 02:02] beatrixkills: i have thur fri off how bout one of those days

[14 02:02] stemshul: much like a shower wall

[14 02:03] beatrixkills: Hey we got the pipe wrench now though

[14 02:03] stemshul: (itstrue)

[14 02:03] stemshul: im still going to wait until sunday

[14 02:03] stemshul: so is that what you called about

[14 02:03] beatrixkills: fine gay it up

[14 02:03] beatrixkills: i didnt call you

[14 02:04] stemshul: 5559865

[14 02:04] beatrixkills: yes what about it

[14 02:04] beatrixkills: I could kill you

[14 02:05] stemshul: that's stephanies number right

[14 02:05] beatrixkills: No thats the number of your death if you call it

[14 02:05] beatrixkills: (gottaplay)

[14 02:05] stemshul: well that number just called me at 1:55 am 07/14

[14 02:06] stemshul: and when i called it back there was a pretty girls voice mail

[14 02:07] beatrixkills: I fucking hate cellphones

[14 02:07] stemshul: was she checking her voice mail and called me

[14 02:07] beatrixkills: she called me when i was on both lines and it call forwarded to your cell phone

[14 02:07] stemshul: lol

[14 02:07] beatrixkills: FUCKING PHONES

[14 02:08] stemshul: X-O

[14 02:08] beatrixkills: Im talking to her right now on the phone so she said she got your voicemail calling me

[14 02:08] beatrixkills: (mad)

[14 02:08] beatrixkills: (t)

[14 02:09] stemshul: why didn't she answer the phone when i called her back

[14 02:09] beatrixkills: cuz she was on the phone with me

[14 02:09] beatrixkills: she doesnt know your number

[14 02:10] beatrixkills: and she has a crush on you, she must have got shy

[14 02:10] stemshul: yeah girls do that around me

[14 02:10] beatrixkills: Hey your David Ross

[14 02:10] stemshul: (itstrue)

[14 02:10] beatrixkills: / bearded wonder

So whats the moral of the story? Dont date Jews.

Theres nothing better than a...

Firefox? I downloaded that Firefox program that everyones been talking so much about. Its pretty fancy. It allows you to cutomize alot of stuff. Definitally better than the Mozilla I was running. Its not a whole lot better than IE, but some, eh hem.

Theres a sailors cap on some one who pulls up next to me

Thats all I got.

Myth becomes reality

While grocery shopping today at the local D&W I ran across something that up until now had been but a legend, The Original Hawaiian Sweet Sandwich Rolls.

A name is only a name?

I just found out today that I love a band that falls into the country genre. Wilco is a Alternative Pop/Rock, Alternative Country-Rock, Adult Alternative Pop/Rock band. This labeling is very important because now I know that Im not allowed to like Wilco. Either that or I must change the very fiber of my being. Or I just have to realize that there are about 64 million too many music genres and theyre all a bunch of sh!t. Im going with door number 3.

Get Fuzzy

Get Fuzzy is one of the funniest comics out right now. Check out todays comic.

Theologians, they dont know nothin about my soul

I picked up the new Wilco album, A Ghost is Born, yesterday. I highly recommend it. Its the most intelligent new music Ive heard in a long time.

64 to the floor

On my way home from work this evening some kid in a Silverado pulled up next to me at a light. I looked over at him and he was looking at me and then he started inching up and revving his engine like he wanted to drag me. Having not been in a good drag since I traded the Miata in for my Ranger I gave him a knowingly nod. I didnt think I had a chance but I thought it would be fun. As I patiently waited for the light to turn green he kept revving his engine and inching up. Finally the light changed and I spun my tires like any good dragster would do. They caught and I was off like a rocket. Almost immediately I could see his headlights in my rear view mirror. Not until I reached 70 did he start to catch up with me. Being at 70, which is also double the speed limit, I decided that the race was over and took my foot off the accelerator at which time he quickly speed past me. It was at this point that I realized that he was really trying to catch me and couldnt. It just goes to show that Its not how big your engine is, its how you drive the car.

Camping

We had so much fun camping last week that were going again in August. Were going up to Young State Park again. Were heading up on August 22nd and returning on the 25th. We couldnt get site 64 but we got 37 which is almost as good. If you want to come up get a hold of me.

Next time...

Heres some advice to all you people who dont understand proper tipping etiquette. If youre not going to tip then dont tip and leave it at that. Dont acknowledge the fact that youre not tipping by saying that you dont have any more money and will tip the person "next time". There will be no next time. I know it and you know it. If you tell me that a second time I will call you out on it. Then how will you feel?

Some days are diamonds, Some days are rocks

I hate Comcast. I have my online back now. Thats all that really matters.

Im not going over there...

Last night I delivered to Ronnie. When I got there he was very happy to see me like usual. For a tip I got a copy of Hooters Sports News. When I asked him if he was sure he wanted to give it to me he said that he had a bunch of them.

Heck yeah, hell yeah, fuck yeah.

This is so cool

This update is being brought to you through email. Thats right Im blogging it up through email. Also Ive set up a mailing list. If you would like to receive this blog in you email box whenever its updated just send an email to stemshul@64tacos.com.

Whos that?

Noone

Website

Theres been some work done to the websites aesthetics lately. Were still working on the next movie and Kazoo 2: The Rescue. Soon and very soon, we are going to see the king.

Live Journal Dead

This post first appeared on my Live Journal.

Because Live Journal requires payment to embed this thing Ive switched to blogger. Find it at http://stemshul.64tacos.com.

Very Special Arts Day

This post first appeared on my Live Journal.

Well I smoked a couple cigs last night. I blame the hairy one and my sisters friend. None today though.

Smoke free class of 2000

This post first appeared on my Live Journal.

Its the weekend again and that means no cigarettes. I had something else to say too but I forgot it while I was formating the layout again. We may never know what it was.

Bryces Sperm

This post first appeared on my Live Journal.

Dont worry. I just recieved the latest AOL. Thats right 9.0 Optimized. All-New! 1099 hours free for 50 days. Thats so many hours I would only have to log off for 2 hours a day. Just think I could spend 22 hours a day surfing the web. Not to mention "Now! E-Mail Virus Protection Included!" AND "Now! No Credit Card Required" The best part about all this is that I didnt have to do anything for it. They just sent it to me in the mail.

Dans elastic ears

This post first appeared on my Live Journal.

Dan is coming home Thursday. Were having a BBQ at my house when he gets home. Bring whatever you want to put on the grill and Ill cook it for you. I know kato posted this but he didnt come right out and say it. Just in case there was any confusion thats what he was talking about.

I have a problem. Someone thanked me for "the hateration" I gave to their band. You can see it here. The problem is I dont know what hateration is. When I break down the word, and I use the word word very loosely, a "hater" is basically a person that hates. Adding the suffix "ation" makes it an action or process. So as best as I can tell they were thanking me for giving them the process of being a person who hates. Help me out with this people.

This weekend

This post first appeared on my Live Journal.

Ive made a decision. No more apostrophes ('). I hate them. Theyre stupid and unnecessary.

This weekend was good. I cleaned the whole house yesterday and then made dinner for my mom and her husband and the inlaws. The wife and I went to see Kill Bill Vol. 2 after they all left. When we got back I did some laundry and then went to bed. This afternoon we reseeded the lawn. Watched the new H*R cartoon. And all without any cigarettes.

P.S. The dash (-) is gone too.

My favorite movie is...

This post first appeared on my Live Journal.

According to recent news my favorite movie is I'll Sleep when I'm Dead. Believe everything you read. It's all true.

Another thing you should believe is that I'm quiting smoking for the next two days. I don't work until Tuesday and so I'm not going to smoke until Tuesday. If you bring cigarettes over to my house I will brake them one by one in front of your face.

It's good to be a quitter!

This post first appeared on my Live Journal.

Well I just smoked what I hope will be my last cigarette. I figure now is the time since my wife decided she doesn't want to smoke anymore. Also the Jew hasn't smoked in a week now so that will be helpful. Now I just have to get The Hairy One to quit and we will be a non-smoking party.

Yahoo Instant Messanger

This post first appeared on my Live Journal.

One of my favorite things about yahoo is that anyone can im you. I had this conversation just a few minutes ago.

[30 11:01] swmich01: hello
[30 11:02] stemshul: (nochance)
[30 11:04] swmich01: what?
[30 11:04] stemshul: who is this
[30 11:04] swmich01: kevin
[30 11:04] stemshul: kevin who
[30 11:05] swmich01: u dont know me. r u in kalamazoo
[30 11:05] stemshul: no
[30 11:05] swmich01: where at?
[30 11:05] stemshul: im not sure why you would want to know
[30 11:06] swmich01: was going to offer you oral
[30 11:06] stemshul: youre a sad sad little man arent you
[30 11:08] swmich01: i would pay
[30 11:09] swmich01: interested?
[30 11:09] stemshul: no
[30 11:10] swmich01: 50 bucks
[30 11:10] stemshul: how about you give me 1000 and then ill kick your ass for you
[30 11:11] swmich01: sounds interesting
[30 11:12] stemshul: well that's all for today
[30 11:12] *** swmich01 has been ignored.

Who needs criminals when you've got family members?

This post first appeared on my Live Journal.

I sure as hell don't. I found out today that my dad stole my identity and used it to open a loan which he has taken the liberty of neglecting. Naturally this fucks my credit up. I get to go to the bank on Tuesday and talk to the fraud lady and tell her that I didn't do it. Then hopefully they'll take it off my credit rating and put him in jail!

A True Statement

This post first appeared on my Live Journal.

If you have to ask, then you don't know.

Mind the STemshul

This post originally appeared on my Live Journal.

This is the world premiere of my new web personality. You're gonna love it!

Metric (retro)

It has been brought to my attention that Europeans display their date differently than we do. They put the month after the day. So using the metric way of measurement today is 6/4.

Freak Out (retro)

Please do everyone a favor and don't forget the spring equinox.

Bobo (retro)

Aerosmith came out with a new album Tuesday. It's called Honkin' On Bobo. As I listened to this album I tried to come up with a way to explain it. All I could think of was this. The bad boys from Boston some how convinced the god of the blues and the god of hardrock to be in the same room. The gods opened their mouths and the combination of their voices is this album. If you've ever listened to the blues and enjoyed it you have to buy this album. If you've listened to any* Aerosmith song and enjoyed it you have to buy this album.

*Keep in mind that I don't consider 'I Don't Want to Miss a Thing' to be an Aerosmith song. Also if it's the only Aersomith song you like then you should probably be brought out back and shot.

Fat Tuesday (retro)

It's Fat Tuesday! Eat your paczki and show your boobies.

Spanish Dan (retro)

ATTENTION
We have just received word that Dan left on an exchange program to Spain. This means that we were supposed to get someone in his place while he was gone. All we know about the exchange student is his name is 'Spanish Dan' and he was last seen on a plane leaving Spain. We were also able go get a picture of him. If you've seen Spanish Dan please let us know.

Presidents Day Store (retro)

To celebrate President's Day (which is today) I've decided to tell you a story about my sister.

When we were younger my sister and I would get in fights like all siblings did. Being the older brother I more often than not ended the fights. How I ended them was generally by beating her up and then getting both of us sent to our rooms. (This wasn't much of a punishment after a while because we quickly learned to keep all our toys in our rooms because we were going to wind up there soon anyway.) On one particular occasion Jenna, my little sister, had stolen some money from me. The amount was approximately $10-$20. No small change to a early double digits kid. When I figured out that Jenna had stolen the money I proceeded to beat her up like a good older brother. While I was going through the appeal process with my parents Jenna took the liberty of dumping the better part of a bottle of shampoo into my fish tank. A couple of hours later while grounded and playing with my Legos I noticed that there were a lot of bubbles in my fish tank. Upon closer review there weren't just a lot of bubbles there was almost nothing but bubbles and they were starting to come out of the little thing you lifted up to feed the fish. Needless to say all my fish died and I had to spend the $10-$20 that she had stolen on new fish. In the end neither of us got to have the money and we both spent a lot of time in our rooms.

Tib Report (retro)

I'd like to report that I am still suffering from a tib I received three days ago. After exiting my car I attempted to shut the door and walk towards the front of the car. The door had other plans though. It had obviously been plotting with my seatbelt because upon shutting the seatbelt stopped the door from being able to latch and then pushed it back out. This in turn resulted in the door striking my knee in such a manner that I have a slight limp to this very day.

Return of the Idiots (retro)

Holy shit, we're back. We wanted our site back so we took it. David Ross and Juke Robitel are in control again and in full force. We will soon be releasing a movie showing you exactly how we did it. We've also got some plans to release games. Check back soon for lots of exciting updates. It's gunna be real.